Hello there dear reader and allow me to apologise profusely to you for the lack of content in the past month or so, the thing is I’ve been working on some super secret stuff that I’m not allowed to disclose at the moment in relation to this here very site. But with Series 9 now mere days away, it’s time I came out of hiding and got back into the swing of things. The good thing about today is that we have a rather big deal news wise in relation to Series 9, mainly the fact we have episode titles and very spoiler heavy synopsis for all twelve episodes! To make this fair to those who don’t want to be spoiled, only the titles will be shown on the home page of the site, and click read more to see the synopsises!
The Magician’s Apprentice- “What’s a confession dial?” “In your terms a will. This is the last will and testament of the Time Lord known as the Doctor.”
The Witch’s Familiar- “The Doctor is trapped. He’s a prisoner of the creatures who hate him most in the universe. Between us and him is everything the greatest warrior race in history can throw at us. We, on the other hand, have a pointy stick.”
Under The Lake- “It’s impossible! It’s evil! I hate it! It’s astonishing! I WANT TO KISS IT TO DEATH!”
Before The Flood- “Doctor. Hello. Can I just say; huge fan.”
The Girl Who Died- “Theres going to be a war tomorrow. And here’s some news, this just in- we’re going to win the hell out of it!”
The Woman Who Lived- “Ninja, nun, surgeon, scientist, composer, inventor… it’s a fantastic CV.”
The Zygon Invasion- “Operation Double is a covert operation, outside of normal UNIT strictures, to resettle and rehouse an alien race, in secrecy, on planet Earth.”
The Zygon Inversion- “Humans cannot accept us the way we really are. If we cannot hide, we must fight. You’re going to be the first. You’re going to be the first to make the humans see.”
Sleep No More- This is footage collected from a space rescue mission. If you value your life, your sanity, and the future of your species, DO NOT WATCH IT.
Face The Raven- “There have always been rumours. Stories passed from traveller to traveller, mutterings about hidden streets, pockets of alien life right here on Earth.”
Heaven Sent- “When, at last, you rise to go, there will be another shadow next to yours. And your life will then be over.”
Hell Bent- “Is it a sad song?” “Nothing’s sad until it’s over. Then everything is.” “What’s it called?” “I think it’s called Clara.” “Tell me about her.”